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I learned yesterday that trafficking sea horses is a thing.

Yeah, they're... Just buy those? Why? Illegally smuggling large number of sea horses. Oh, no. One of those things you can buy. Oh, not sea monkeys. Sea monkeys, right. Sea monkeys that you... That's a scam. Don't do that. Right, in the back of the magazine there are the sea monkeys that you would purchase.

And I'd purchase some sea monkeys. They're actually brined shrimp. Right, right. That's what they were, right. But they were sea monkeys from the back of the magazine. You could eat us? No. Well, I suppose you could. They're brine shrimp. Did you ever eat your sea monkeys? Very tasty. Right next to your sheet through sunglasses where you could look at people naked.

Oh, the x-ray glasses.

Never felt like that. it. Did you ever eat your sea monkeys? Very tasty. Right next to your sheet through sunglasses where you could look at people.

Oh, the x-ray glasses.

Never, never fill for the sea monkey scam.

Yeah.

They're not very filling anyway.

They wouldn't make a very good snack.

Between 2010 and 2021, authority sees around 5 million individual seahorses worth more

than $21 million, likely an underestimate.

And why are they doing this?

Well, seahorses are traded to aquariums.

They're sold as souvenirs.

More commonly, they're used in traditional Chinese medicine practitioners.

Often make dried seahors into a tea, which they use to treat conditions,

ranging from boner to asthma.

Why do you want to treat the boner?

Maybe you want to get a boner.

Maybe you want to get a boner.

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