This is Ed McMahon and now he is Armstrong and Getty.

Why the from studio C?

A dimly lit room, deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound the world getting back at it.

And today we are under the tutelage of our general manager.

I saw Armstrong and Getty back and better than ever.

Certainly heavier.

So I have figured out the cause of obesity which I think is going to be huge news as people have been talking about this now for decades.

Finally your Nobel Prize from medicine.

It causes weight gain. It's pie.

That's an acronym.

P-I-E.

Pastry injection events.

Too many of them will lead to weight gain.

That's what I've decided.

Man I like pie.

I had several pastry injection events.

I ate pie I'd say six times a day for four days.

Wow.

As my wife made a very large homemade pumpkin pie and a very large homemade apple pie.

They were both delicious and giant.

My wife's pies don't vary in size.

My wife's I think I just declared myself a polygamist there.

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