Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs. Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand. Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time from startups to scale online, in person, and on the go.

Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you.

Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker visited Pope Leo in Vatican City last week and brought a four-pack of de-Pope beer,

continuing the long Chicago tradition of drinking two on the way over.

Ah, yes. Was that stand-up comedy? Was maybe was uh seated or something uh something like that

perhaps i remember comedy i miss comedy let's keep comedy alive

he don't want to work i uh the democrats there uh there's an uprising among the democrats an insurrection

all of them are suffering from some kind of an insurrectional disorder

they don't know how to attend to it, but I think that...

I think Big Pharma has already addressed this.

They despise Big Pharma because it's something.

And they despise everything.

Kind of crazy.

But I love this, these Democrats, like this guy, Jason Crow.

He's a member of the House of Representatives.

And he's one of the seditious six.

You know, the sedition, the Democrat members of Congress, the House, and the Senate that are engaging in an effort to, I think, create a civil war to turn the U.S.

military against the federal government and these guys.

Now they're pretending that they're brave or something.

And this Jason Crow guy is yelling, I will not be intimidated.

I will not be intimidated. I will not be intimidated.

...