So Greg Warren with us, you do that kids show, Greg, at the Fony Bone in Omaha once a year. You're doing it this Sunday, and so you're dealing with kids. What? You do it in St. Louis also or just once? Yeah, St. Louis. We do it about eight cities every year. All right. So you deal with kids, getting up one stage with you and having fun with them. Teachers list the 10 basic skills that third graders no longer have.

And the first one I'm looking at here is many kids in third grade don't know their

parents' names.

What?

Because you call them mom and dad.

Oh, I suppose.

But I don't know.

I don't know if that's a new thing.

Did we know?

Yeah, I'd have to go back by 10-year-old self and realize, did I know Ed and Gillian? Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense. I know. Doesn't dad call her Sally? Right. I mean, he doesn't call her mom. No, he better not, mommy. That's a little strange. That's something they should know. Well, I think what they refer to them as mom.

Mom said. Oh, that's true. They say, yeah, mom told me this. Yeah, yeah. Dad had a thing on his desk. He had his first name on there. So I may have learned it that way. Oh, is that how you got? I don't know. Cheater. Yeah. I uh no I just I I just, I guess I thought I knew my parents' names at third grade.

Well, we think so.

Maybe not. Yeah.

Maybe not.

I think if you're in third grade and you use, maybe not your parents' first names, but other adults.

Like, that kid's just too slick and a problem.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. and a problem. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Old Larry over here is giving me crap.

No, no, no, no.

That's Mr. Stevens.

Yeah, yeah.

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