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The first scoop out of a jar of peanut butter is called Busting a Nut.

I didn't know that.

There's an official term.

That guy that thought...

Is that an urban dictionary?

That guy thought I was going to tamper down sexuality. He's pissed off at that term. Yeah. Peter, but I got too good. Kellogg? Yeah. The Kellogg dude, right. All right, we got a text here, and I'll leave his name out of it. But guys, a longtime listener, first time. text her. I been something of a rut and can't think of a

better group of worldly wise men to look to for some advice yeah that includes you gregg right

and collie recently went through a breakup it was a mutual breakup nothing caused it i just wasn't the one

i'm in my early 30s have have a bachelor's degree, and some

master's credits in geography and city planning. This is the maps thing. If you're into maps,

you can use your geography degree for city planning. That might be the reason he's not the one.

I'm also a marine vet. Here's my question. Come to find out, I have never been to a strip club.

Never.

Oh, he's in the Marines?

Yeah.

He's never been to a strip club?

Yeah.

Wow.

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