11/21/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #31
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2012
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Happy Thanksgiving! Joey and Lee talk about a dream Joey had, Joey getting way too high, and Rodney Dangerfield. An amazing call from Alex, Joey's roommate in the halfway house makes for an amazing podcast.
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Streamed live on 11/21/2012
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| 0:30.0 | Oh |
| 0:37.5 | Shit, oh shit. That's what you get. That's what you get |
| 0:44.8 | Oh shit, I hope you took your fucking alpha brain but it comes up that it's Wednesday November |
| 0:51.0 | 21st a beautiful fucking day to be alive here the church of wood king elite. Oh |
| 1:00.0 | Oh |
| 1:12.6 | Don't belong to you. Oh shit George Michael Lee |
| 1:17.3 | Sayat aka the flying fucking Jew Joey Cocoa deers the church or what's happening now motherfuckers today |
| 1:25.8 | I wasn't doing blow. I just didn't blow my nose sometimes. You know, I'm saying you come out of the shower |
| 1:30.4 | You're all fucked up. It's a beautiful day to be alive fat man alert fat man alert |
| 1:35.5 | This is the day today. It starts to gonna try to fuck me as a fat dude watch your points watch your back |
| 1:41.6 | You know eat one cookie instead of 19 |
| 1:44.2 | They're gonna be food all over the place. We're gonna hand you sodas |
| 1:47.4 | It's gonna be like an orgy for fucking fat people starts today till January 2nd. You'll wake up |
| 1:52.6 | You don't fit in your fucking Christmas clothes. The pajamas yada breath your half an impuffin |
| 1:57.9 | Fuck it. So it starts today. What's happening Lisa? Yeah, you bad mother fuck you. Nothing. I feel great, man |
| 2:03.2 | It's a beautiful daily walks and I've been up since three in the afternoon |
| 2:06.4 | No, I've been out since three and then he goes to the fucking dentist before work all of a sudden |
| 2:10.6 | He wants to be Johnny fucking tooth whatever fairy. No dance. I know is open at five a.m |
| 2:16.3 | Well, you got it. You got to do it on an off day. You go to dentist on Saturdays |
| 2:20.2 | What does this is open on a Saturday talk to my wife right down the corner there |
| 2:23.7 | They hook you up though. You gotta do that. All right |
| 2:25.9 | You think Jews don't work Saturdays. Things are bad all over |
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