A Montana man with four prior impaired driving convictions told police he slammed into another vehicle

because he was trying to pee into a Budweiser can while behind the wheel.

According to a probable cause.

You got a lot.

You slice your head.

Aftade of Wiener.

James Howard.

53, rest of November 8th, after his Chevy Suburban plotted to the back of a Volkswagen

at the I-90 exit ramp in Missoula.

The affidavit was posted on the news site.

The smoking gun says, he stated, I'm going to jail for a long effing time.

He'd been driving with a suspended license.

That's what he told the arresting officer.

And he spotted Montana Trooper Van Kirkovey spotted Howard holding a huge Budweiser can in his right hand.

When he arrived at the Grant Creek Town Pump gas station after 9 p.m. local time.

You know who couldn't pee into a bud washer can?

He had wet pants.

Weiner with two, its size of two cans.

Matt Khalil?

Wet pants, slurred speech, and reeked of alcohol.

So you're going to jail for a long effing time.

Not driving, but I've been there for sure.

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