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All right, you're a 24-year-old girlfriend asked to go to an adult cheerleading competition this weekend. And you have to go watch. My girlfriend's on 24. Right. We'll take that call. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if you're like over 50. You've got to sit. Yeah. You know what? If I was dating somebody 24 or never going to a competition, I'd probably go. Yeah. I'd say, you know what? Why don't you take all of your stuff with you? I'm not arguing, you know. Nick, if you're single, if you're single, say your wife finally kicks your ass out. That's the only way this is going to happen. Well, you don't leave her. You don't leave her because that'd be rude right or uh something happens just say something happens that's not the point you're single

and i know how old you are so a 24 year old girl is less than 20 years younger than you by a little

bit uh you're at that you're at that cheerleading competition. No way. No. Yes, you are. No. Early on in the dating. You might not go to the second one. I think it'd be even easier to not go earlier in the dating. Okay. Because then you're like, we're not even that close. This is, we're out. We're done. But she's taking off her clothes for you and doing stuff for you.

There's lots of people out there's stuff.

No, no, there's not.

There's not a lot of 24-year-old hotties are going to bang you, man. But there are for Belichick. I don't want that. I don't know. Somebody, my age. I still love Belichick. There's no way. I don't love them.

I think it's...

I wouldn't go to a dance recital.

I wouldn't go to a...

I don't know.

I wouldn't...

Community theater production.

Oh, community theater.

I don't love them. I think it's... I wouldn't go to a dance recital. I wouldn't go to a...

I don't know.

I would...

Community theater production.

Oh, community theater.

What more do you put your foot down? Maybe that. I got to go see my boyfriend stand up. I should not die. You know, I don't know. I don't know. I think you're grossly

underestimating Nick's contempt for this

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