So you'd better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me, so I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a room little pig you really are.

You are a rude, flawless little pig, okay?

Hollywood parenting skills, that's of course Alec Baldwin leaving a voicemail for his daughter.

She hasn't been the same since, but they're talking about a new reality show with the whole Alec Baldwin family.

We're working on titles for the Alec Baldwin family show.

Just shoot me has already been used, so I don't know if we can use that.

Stopper my mom will shoot, I think that was, what it was that, that was a Sylvester Stallone movie, is that what that was?

Stopper my mom will shoot, I think it was a Stel Getty, was that a Stel Getty, right?

Maybe she just call it you're a rude, thoughtless little pig with Alec Baldwin in the family, because you know who I got to tell you this story broke.

I guess last night about Alec Baldwin looking at a new reality show.

They like to call things reality shows, but they're Hollywood people, so they're not really reality at all.

No, everybody knows that, but it's kind of a funny idea.

Alec Baldwin because he's obviously such a nice family man, and he has that, he's that wife.

What's her name, Hilaria, Hilaria, and she pretends to be a Spanish-speaking woman from where?

Where does she pretend what country does she pretend to be from?

She's from Spain.

She's from Spain, from Merriol, to Spain, but she's actually from Jersey or something, right?

But she pretends to be a Spanish-speaking, Spanish woman.

She's not.

They're all mentally ill.

They're lefties, completely insane.

But it is kind of a funny idea, and you know somebody will gobble it up because he's going for the little screen.

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