And the phone number here is 8005201534, 8005201534.

And as I start the show every Saturday morning,

it's always, always the best time to call.

First of all, top of the hour is the best time to call.

First hour, top of the hour is always the best time to call

because we open the show.

And the lines are wide open and you can call in and boom, you're not on hold because quite often you are on hold.

And quite often you can't even get in for an hour, sometimes two hours, depending on how busy we are. And then you'll hear me say,

we have some lines open throughout the show, and I never know. I never know how many people are

going to call in. We're always looking for the dumbest call, as you know, and the general rules are,

if you are particularly dumb or special needs, mentally wise, you get in very quickly.

If you have some kind of very serious handicap, you want to talk about it, you get in very quickly.

People who have one arm or one leg missing get in. If you have two arms and two-age lists missing, you get in very quickly.

And if you have all of your limbs missing and you basically are a torso with a head and someone

has to dial the phone for you, you're in right now.

800 5201534.

800 5201534 800 5201534 uh three hours of this fun and fravalite frivolity and then rich de murrow up at 11 o'clock

and uh neal savadra my friend neil uh who is on the morning show with me monday through friday

is going to be here from two to five with the

Fork report okay uh once again and uh you know the lines are not coming in at a fast pace so

they'll speed up 800 520 1534 this is handle on the law marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely

no case and I love telling you oh where is this I'm going to talk about it during the week

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