Twas a night in November at your pal's Christmas party when an elf arrives.

Oh, with a toffee night latte!

Hey everyone, who wants a Starbucks?

Ooy! Same one for me!

Get the group together for Starbucks festive favorites. It's IRL season.

At a Starbucks here you

Subject of A-R-Tibity while stocks last I don't know if you've noticed but Donald Trump is a fascist.

Too harsh you say, consider this my friend.

Over the past week, Trump has repeatedly compared his political opponents to vermin, who he will root out.

Some in the media are starting to suspect that the guy who sent a violent mob to murder his vice president so he could

stay in power might have a dark side.

The propaganda apparatus of the Democrat Party in the meantime. They're sacking, looting,

and plundering every synagogue in the country. Every night is Crystal Night.

A little Crystal Night reference there. The Democrats couldn't celebrate Veterans Day last weekend because they were still hung

over from Crystal Knocked. knocked.

No sense of irony, these people. Yeah, I'm sorry, Stephen Colbert, he sent a mob to kill his vice president is that I think that's a

writer's embellishment there. But the Democrats did loot and burn my city more than once, including on Donald Trump's

inauguration day. Pay no attention to any of that. I want to get in this hour to the fun on Capitol Hill yesterday where

former speaker Kevin McCarthy allegedly threw an elbow into the kidney of one of his

fellow house members,

someone with whom he has a bit of a gripe, a gripe.

One of the eight Republicans that did not support

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