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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

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4.7 • 819 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0	Download Todd and Tyler podcast from the Todd and Tyler app.
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0:19.1	This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.
0:22.1	Apparently, if you're a United Flight Attendant, you can have a little bit of booze in you.
0:26.4	How much?
0:27.8	How drunk was the donkey?
0:30.3	The United Flight attendant, this is out of London now, was reportedly ten times over the legal alcohol limit while she was working a transatlantic flight to London.
0:41.7	You know, they do this in British.
0:45.4	She's...
0:45.7	She's...
0:45.7	She's...
0:46.0	She called English.
0:47.2	No, no, no.
0:48.6	The way they measured the blood alcohol content.
0:51.2	Yeah, blood test revealed she had 216 milligrams of alcohol per 100
0:55.8	milliliters of blood. And that, I looked it up. That, that translates to about a 2.0, or 0.2.0.
1:03.5	0.2. So, you know, you're twice the legal limit in the United States.
1:09.2	Yeah. Now, how did they tell they tell she was drunk?
1:11.8	Because she swigged a bunch of vodka because she was nervous.
1:15.4	Oh.
1:16.0	She wanted to take the edge off.
1:17.9	Yeah.
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