This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have new case.

Okay, here's another fun one.

This is Texas, so, you know, Texas and Florida are two fun states because you know the crazy

stuff comes out of there.

California is just the woo-woo stuff and, you know, the social stuff.

Texas and Florida are really just wonderful, crazy-ass cases.

Okay, this is one and which a woman is accused of illegally selling a Jaguar Cub for $30,000

to a Riverside County, Riverside County here in Southern California.

So you have Texas woman, Riverside County.

And let's start with the story doesn't say where she got a Jaguar Cub.

You can't buy one. I mean, the permits that you need to get a wild

animal and you need a sanctuary and enclosure and it's a federal permit and there may be state

issues involved. I mean, it's not easy to do. It really isn't. Protect it under all kinds of federal law.

So I don't know where you get a Jaguar Cub.

And frankly, I don't know why you would get a Jaguar Cub.

There are people out there that end up getting like little tiger cubs and little lion cubs.

I mean, do you understand when they grow a little older, they eat you?

I mean, they're cutest pie when they're six weeks old.

You know, they're like, they're just like big little kittens.

They lick you.

They're cute.

They roll over and then six months later, your dinner.

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