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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

11/12/2012 - The Church of What's Happening Now #28

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2012

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

It's Monday bitches! Get it together. Joey and Lee talk about cleanliness, and the movie, "The Thief." Comedian Josh Wolf calls in for one of the most entertaining calls we've had so far. Its no wonder Joey wont go back to Seattle.

Streamed live on 11/12/2012

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to do a little bit more.

0:23.8

Oh shit, Monday morning. What is it? The 12th of November. We're a week or two away from Thanksgiving. That's it right? That's it. That's it. That's it. It's next Thanksgiving next week and you're here Monday morning with the church of what's happening now.

0:52.8

Joey Coco D is played at Lisa. Yeah, that's up. It's Cisco kids. I got my man to fly in June. What?

1:03.0

Frank that shit Lee it's Monday. Kick the jams out. What?

1:09.4

Oh shit, you like the Cisco kid Lee slaying dick and farts to the face forget about it's Monday

1:16.6

November 12th is how we do it here at the cat little fucking studios

1:21.8

Lisa at the flying Jew looking good. He got some sleep last night. It's fucking Monday

1:27.2

He's all happy knowing them one, but then in cover as usual those dirty cocks up this. Oh, they never cover against

1:32.6

Fuckin never cover fucking period. They just want super balls shit

1:37.6

San Francisco tie Lee told me fucking

1:41.2

Yeah, Lee was on the couch jumping and screaming eating fucking Mimi sandwiches

1:50.0

Because they have a Mimi's down by the thing where I always meet Duncan and Glendale and they got nice staking eggs

1:55.6

It's so nice to slay me on the fucking menu. Oh really?

1:58.8

Stake you put the white bread under it. You slice them to pieces. You get the fucking two eggs nice sunny side up

2:05.2

Like a doctorly. Oh, that sounds great. Nothing but fucking protein for my manly

2:10.4

Then they wonder why I can't lose a fucking

2:13.8

You know, it's been roughly I gotta go back to Weightwatch's tonight problem. I'm gonna go six o'clock last night

2:18.8

I think because this morning it's a 12 I can't make the 12 I

2:23.0

Don't know the new point system, you know weight watch it again. No, well, they had one for years

2:28.3

Okay, and they revamped it. It's called the whatever it is points plus shit

2:32.6

And I'll tell you it's confusing as fuck. You know, I never counted the fruit because that's how I roll

2:37.8

I always get the fruit in the middle. No, it's good. You go eat. Yeah, that's how you're gonna eat dinner

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