Say it again. Say it again. His root beer based on a root. Hold on.

Okay.

Frattaloni's Ace Hardware and Garden Stores. Yep.

Brings you garage logic number 497 on this snowy day, November 12, 2020.

It was 65 degrees on this day in 2001, and 4 below was the low in 1966.

And now from the mayor's office above the boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's garage logic with rookie on production. Chris Reaver's director of social media.

John Hyde in the newsroom and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby Coffee Shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of common sense.

Your mayor, Joe Sunchere.

Dan writes, come on, man.

Why are you talking about letting the sun melt your snow?

No. You as the mayor should use every opportunity possible to burn hydrocarbons and loosen up cylinders.

Come on, man, Dan. Well, Dan, let me set the record straight.

I did practice face management. I went out yesterday to unfurl the flag that was up because of veterans day.

I saw the wind caught it, but that was all set to shovel or get the snowblower out.

Went to my amazement. I took a gander and the sun had done 98% of the work.

So all I had to do was clear off a few areas where the sun didn't reach, and I did that by hand.

But yes, I practiced space management, and it looks like I will have to again today.

Sounds like you did some tidying up.

The whole point of space management, remember, remember, is to maintain space,

which means shoveling to the very edges, snow blowing to the edge.

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