Phone number, 8005201534.

As always, morning, first hour, always the best time to call.

Because that's when the lines are wide open.

And the number is 800 5201534, 8005201534, 8005201534. Lines wide open for you, and so you're not going to hear a busy signal,

which sometimes you do for a while.

I mean, there are days when we are jammed for two hours and you can't get in,

and then there are days when the lines are fairly open, and it's a crap shoot.

But when we start the show, always, always,

we have phone lines open 800520-1534 is the number to call. This is Handel on the Law,

marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case. This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

This is a story that we covered.

And this is at a Northern California farm.

And there was this little girl named, well, we don't have her name, actually, but we have her mom's name.

Jessica Long. And Jessica Long was part of the age club, right, where they grow animals and then they sell

them at auction and these little kids learn how to be farmers and they learn how to be ranchers

and then they have these little dogs, not dogs, they have goats, and they have farmers and they learn how to be ranchers. And then they have these little dogs, not dogs.

They have goats and they have sheep and they have cows.

And they raise them and then they sell them and eat them, I guess.

I don't know how, but they do.

In any case, so there's this little goat named Cedar.

And Cedar was raised at this northern California farm owned by Jessica's mom, or owned by Jessica, and it's actually her daughter's

goat. And so they deliver Cedar to the Chasta County fair officials and said here is cedar the goat and we're going to auction it off like they do well the little girl says wait a minute i fell in love with this goat i want it back because i wanted to be part of my family. A little nine-year-old girl pleading.

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