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Hello and welcome.

It's our number one, our number one of the podcast.

Back at it again and a little bit of a technical snafu here at the beginning of our number two.

But coming up this hour on the show, we will have a Mallor monologue.

We dust off the scale of panic, the Mallor scale of panic, one to ten, with 10 being the most panic for the Buccaneers after they get their doors blown off,

blown to smithereens by the New Orleans Saints.

Tom Brady throwing interceptions in the air everywhere.

And we rant and rave about that and work our way through the glitches.

We do it right now here in our number one.

It is the Ben Mallor show minus Ben Mallor momentarily.

I'm Eddie Garcia.

We are having a few gremlins that have jumped up and bitten the show as we start off here. But I promise you Ben Mallor will be here very, very shortly to discuss a very interesting week nine in the NFL.

And before we get to Ben and the boys are working hard to get him back, if you saw the Sunday

night football game, you probably didn't watch very much of it unless you were a New Orleans

Saints fan because a battle of Hall of Fame quarterbacks in Tampa and a big divisional battle

was, wow, what a statement for the New Orleans Saints.

I'm not sure they're quite as good as they showed on Sunday night or if the bucks are that

bad.

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