11/07/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #26

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 18.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2012

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Joey and Lee talk about the election, tattoos, weight loss and much more. George from MMA junkie calls in to talk about health and give some UFC picks. Hear where network tv was 25 years ago.

Streamed live on 11/07/2012

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0:00.0	Oh shit. November 7th Wednesday. A beautiful fucking day to be alive. I got a little
0:24.1	David Bowie there doing his thing from 1970 something blast that late. Oh shit. Oh shit.
0:38.3	Oh shit. It's a beautiful day to be alive. The church of what's happening now. Joey
0:48.0	Diaz with his main man, the co-host, the legend, the fine Julie, Syat. I like that. Hope you're
0:55.4	having a great day. Congratulations to a new president in the United States. Fucking Obama. I hope
1:00.9	you guys are voting this shit. And that's it. It's a beautiful day. That's it. It's over with. Romney's
1:06.9	done with his bullshit. See, I told you, mother fuckers after the hurricane, you couldn't beat that. But
1:11.7	the numbers are still coming in. The Romney people have a legal team in place. It could be all over
1:16.8	Jesus. We're going to be suing white people running up and down right now. They can't go to work.
1:22.3	They're at Starbucks cursing Jesus fucking Christ. You're fucking starbucked suckers. Get a go to
1:32.1	7-Eleven, get the Brazilian bold. So he's sticking 22 fucking black fingers up your ass. So get
1:37.5	you going all fucking day. You'll be jumping up and down. White pay four dollars for fucking coffee.
1:42.9	You're talking about being broken. You're worried about taxes and all this shit. But you got the balls
1:47.1	to drink four-hour fucking coffee. You know what I'm saying? You go over the start, but you go right
1:51.2	here down the corner with the fucking Hindus right there. That devil 7-Eleven down there. Yeah.
1:55.3	The Brazilian bold. You'll be fucking jumping like somebody like he would do in crank with
1:59.7	fucking Gemma and sun's anarchy last night. What's up with you, Lily? You're looking good today.
2:03.7	God bless your brother. Thanks, man. No, I feel good. I'm getting used to the nights and it feels
2:07.5	good. Yeah, you look good. But speaking of that, I fucking, I saw yesterday, gas was a dollar
2:13.7	cheaper than it had been three weeks ago on the day of the election. Do you think that had some,
2:17.7	it had to have something to do with it right now? No, no, that's just the way things go down. The
2:21.0	fucking I got silver white murder happiness flew by fucking shell stations and lowered the,
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