And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches. Good day to you and yours.

All right, do the names Sunny Williams and Butch Wilmore ring a bell.

No, you got nothing?

Okay, well, whether they do or not, they were the astronauts who unexpectedly spent nine months in space due to a

technical issue with a return vehicle. See, they were supposed to be in the International Space Station

for seven days. They were there for 286 days. Everyone knew where they were. There was just

nothing anyone could do about it. And they finally returned to Earth in March of this year.

Well, now it's the Chinese astronauts' turn.

A group of Chinese astronauts, they face a quote-unquote delayed return to Earth after their

spacecraft was damaged.

No other details, that's it.

Side note, they have a deep fryer up there and they actually make fried chicken.

Chicken wings.

Yeah, I mean, that's a hell of a deal, man.

Now, they're just stuck in space for who knows how long.

And again, we know where they are, but no one can do anything about it.

On the flip side, no one knew where a 65-year-old California man was for three weeks.

He went hunting and pretty much disappeared until another hunting group

actually found his ass and got him back to safety. Now, in my opinion, neither the astronauts nor

the hunter has it as bad as a guy named Brian Hooper. He spent 27 years in prison for a crime

that he did not commit. Turns out that the key witness at his trial 27 years ago

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