You're listening to Bill Handel on demand from KFI AM 640.

And this is KFI. Bill Handel here. It is a Saturday morning. And we've got another two hours to go for the show.

So we've still got a lot to talk about the election coming up on Tuesday,

and I'll be talking about a lot of that on the morning show for sure.

So let me give you some phone numbers real quick.

800, 520-1534, 800-520 some phone numbers real quick. 800, 5201534, 800 5201534.

That's the number to call, and always at the top of the hour, it is the best time to call.

By the way, Sam, my computer board is screwing up until I get it fixed out, so I can't see the phone numbers.

So you're going to have to just tell me what and who is on there until I get it fixed on the next break.

So you'll say, you know, here comes Susan with an idiotic call.

Here comes, oh, let me see if I can get it fixed here. I have. here comes Susan with an idiotic call.

Here comes. Oh, let me see if I can get it fixed here. I have.

Okay. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. I have my tech person here who is handling this for me.

Thanks, Lindsay, because I, yeah, I know, I can't even straighten this out.

Okay, now I got you.

Now I got you.

800 520-1534.

I don't know how to turn on a cell phone.

For those of you that have heard me talk for years and years and years, I don't know how cell phones even work. For me, if a telephone doesn't have a wire going into the wall, I go, how is this possible? Also, one of the other things I want to point out is

that you notice how loud I am? Well, you know, they pod all the way down.

I'm very, very loud when I talk.

And that's because I don't understand how microphones and radio work.

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