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🗓️ 23 April 2019
⏱️ 10 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right. What's up everybody? We got another 10 minute talk headed your way. We're talking about chapstick today. |
0:05.5 | Now first off I don't only have 10 minutes, but I want to talk about a specific group of people. |
0:10.1 | I feel like sometimes chapstick is people are persecuted for using it yes and I don't know why any |
0:17.2 | thoughts there like you're like oh you use chapstick yeah I prefer discomfort and |
0:21.6 | looking weird with my bloody cracked lips. |
0:24.2 | Yeah, exactly. |
0:25.2 | You're over there looking comfortable and soothing. |
0:27.6 | Check out how tough I am. |
0:29.1 | Yeah, look at me. |
0:30.6 | Anyway, like I got a man, I don't use hygiene products. |
0:33.2 | I have leprosy of the mouth. |
0:36.2 | I like to taste a bit on my lips all the time. |
0:41.2 | Can I also... |
0:42.2 | Can I ask you guys, is it chapped stick as in past tense or is it chapped stick? |
0:48.0 | So it's, that name is a misnomer I think because it sounds like it is going to chap your lips. |
0:54.6 | Like this, like everything chapstick, you skip along in it. |
0:58.9 | Oh, you're chapped, you're chapped. |
1:00.9 | Yeah, no. |
1:02.4 | I'm chapping you. Totally preventative, which would be a... Right. |
1:06.4 | D chapped. D chapping sticks. Anyway, we got 845 left, so let's do this thing. |
1:12.4 | Basically burned this one up. Good job everybody. Anyway, we got 845 left so let's do this thing. |
1:12.6 | Basically burned this one up. |
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