1093. The Megalo-Don (Brendan Sagalow, Chris From BK, Doug Uram)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2023
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Brendan Sagalow, Chris from Brooklyn and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and discuss Brendan's podcast not on GaS Digital, a recap of everyone's Christmas celebrations, the wild animals they think they can beat up, when young Luis traveled to Queens to get kittens, Brendan's new cat, what you're supposed to do when a relationship ends, Luis wanting to buy a donkey, Rape Dicks - Vin Diesel allegations, Murder Dogs - the model who got her lip bit off by a pit bull, ugly models and whether more guys are into feet or fat chicks and so much more!
(Air Date: December 27th, 2023)
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| 0:00.0 | You know more seven fishes. No more seven fishes died. So we don't do that no more. |
| 0:05.7 | We're too many fishes died. All the town. They were rats. |
| 0:08.8 | The species were rats. |
| 0:12.0 | They're sleeping with the people. Sleeping with the rest of my family. |
| 0:15.0 | Do you fishes want to be sleeping with the fishes? |
| 0:19.0 | Do you want to be sleeping with maybe a deeper sea fish than you would normally be accustomed to sleeping with? |
| 0:26.8 | You know that tiny fish with the light over it? |
| 0:29.4 | You're going to be sleeping with that fish money. with the meggalodon. |
| 0:35.0 | Have you heard of the megalodon? |
| 0:38.0 | You know what a meggalodon is? |
| 0:40.0 | They made a movie about it. |
| 0:41.0 | It's a real thing. |
| 0:42.0 | The Meg. You come to the Megaladon on this day of his daughter's |
| 0:46.3 | wedding? Megaladon can't return, can't turn down a request on his daughter's wedding. |
| 0:51.5 | You must kiss the Meggalodon's weight. |
| 0:53.8 | He is the megalodon. |
| 0:55.8 | It's the biggest down of them all. |
| 0:57.8 | You're listening to the guest. |
| 1:01.2 | Digital member. listening to the guest digital network. What up, motherfuckers? No, no, it's the real-ass podcast. |
| 1:13.0 | It's a bully Louis Chee Gomez. |
| 1:15.0 | We're a writer-bank for a dude, ultimate minority, |
| 1:17.0 | Joan Jut of comedy, I got a lot of names. |
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