109- WE ARE NOT YOUR GURUS (WE ARE)

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	A
0:07.0	A
0:10.0	A
0:12.0	A You know, Malaney, too, though, if you watch Malaney's live at Gawthon, you're like, oh, this guy's got it.
0:34.6	That's how I feel about our Adam Devine's house fart. I say, this guy's got it. That's how I feel about Adam Devine's house party.
0:38.3	I say, this guy has got it.
0:41.5	I got it.
0:42.3	A couple emails that just said, you got it.
0:45.8	You got it.
0:46.8	You got it.
0:47.7	And what's it?
0:50.4	Face like an unkempt wolf.
0:52.9	We're recording.
0:54.8	We've been recording. You're. Fine Grecian man. Yeah. The audio is not good today. What's the difference? Well, get the audio good. What's the problem? So here's the thing with this thing. You hit record and then it blasts the volume up. Well, where am I at? Am I coming in love? You're through the goddamn roof. I'd love to be through the roof. What am I? Do you mean do a mic check?
0:54.7	No, I think we're good. Well, where am I at? Am I coming in love? You're through the goddamn roof. I'd love to be through the roof.
1:11.7	What am I?
1:07.6	Do you mean to a mic check? No, I think we're good. Oh. What? Let me ask you this. Here's an important question. Yeah. Sure, Brenda. I also want to say something. Okay. This question goes out to either party, Greg or Anthony. Feel free to answer. That's what I'm doing from now on.
1:08.6	Good.
1:09.6	When I have a question, I say who it's addressed.
1:11.6	Oh, cool. to either party, Greg or Anthony, feel free to answer. That's what I'm doing from now on.
1:28.0	When I have a question, I say who it's addressed.
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