It is Tuesday, February 13th, 2018, and this is episode 109 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by the Backside of Magic February trip opening ceremonies.

You'll want to tune in Thursday to see the majestic release of the spotted red carp that clearly symbolized the blood spilled in the quest to obtain the perfect fast passes.

Later in the program, note the gleeful chopping down of an innocent oak tree that simultaneously honors that each trip is unique

while providing opportunities for wooden cube rebirth.

To see a list of ongoing references to the undercurrent of savings that permeate the entire ceremony

and to enter your guests as to who will be tapped to light the trip flame visit

them on the web at www.w.you are trying too hard.go.com

This is Backside of Magic and I am Ryan with With me as always is my co-host Jeremy.

Will you be my Valentine?

Do I have any choice?

Yeah, I thought you'd say heck no.

Oh, okay.

Well, then heck no.

All right.

I've got a cruise coming up later this week. First ever Disney cruise.

Oh, all right. Which ship are you like purposefully and legally being put on this time?

I honestly don't remember which one. I have to keep looking it up.

And which was the one that you boarded for like two seconds up in Alaska? Ah, I'm not sure about that either. So you may be honest, going on your

second Disney boat, or you could be going to the same one. You don't know. Yeah, it will be my second.

Nobody knows what you're talking about, but I was on a non-Disney Alaskan cruise last summer,

and just to stick my big, dumb head where it doesn't belong,

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