109: Paper Straws with Jim Gaffigan | Soder Podcast | EP 107
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Dan Soder
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🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bookstores are like the opposite of liquor stores, right? |
| 0:03.0 | You go to a bookstore to enrich your life. |
| 0:05.0 | There's even a self-help section. |
| 0:07.0 | But a liquor store is like an enormous self-destruct section. |
| 0:12.0 | They might as well greet people. |
| 0:14.0 | How can I help you? |
| 0:15.0 | Are you looking for your wife to leave you or just lose your job? |
| 0:19.0 | Both. |
| 0:21.9 | We've got just a thing. |
| 0:23.0 | It's called Fireball. |
| 0:36.1 | Stealing road signs. |
| 0:44.0 | Stealing road signs brings you back to a feeling that you can't you can't get that high off a weed or alcohol you got to get up you know i have my son one of my one of my sons stole a traffic sign and i I was like, what the? |
| 0:55.6 | And you know, you forget. |
| 0:57.7 | It's a sweet high. |
| 0:59.2 | And what he did, he just turned around, he goes, |
| 1:01.3 | where'd you get this? |
| 1:02.4 | And I was like, |
| 1:03.5 | no, it was actually a sign that's hanging in my kid's bathroom. |
| 1:07.3 | Really? |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.2 | And I had told him that I had stolen it. Yeah. But that high of going and taking it, I'm in my 40s. I drove away from that pull off into those houses. And I was like, what is this? 1997? It's alive. It's also design. Yeah. It's design. But when you get divorced, she's going to throw it out. |
| 1:29.1 | Oh, she'll burn it. |
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