Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Uni pub comedy club in Canberra. Let's get a big round of applause for Dave Anthony and

Garret Reynolds for a live dollar. Let's go

Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary

You're supposed to be my god damn friends

Okay, just checking. Hi everybody

Dave's gonna take a minute

Jesus Christ Dave slow down

Thank you

Craig give it up for Craig

We were the dragon David's second dragon David made this happen

We were delayed a second because that that door was locked

Oh fuck

And you should have seen Craig trying to get the fucking door open

He was like all right like oh fuck fuck fuck fuck

Was dynamite fucking we were just laughing at him and laughing yeah

I mean we were literally go I was like look at him. I mean I didn't mean to be an asshole, but I'm like look at him Dave

He's really moving fast

Those keys are fucking jingling

Well, this is great. We're very excited to be here and your nation's capital. Oh, you always wanted to visit your nation's capital. Yeah

Well, I mean for me since April but um

Still very gratifying and to come here on your biggest day

When your leader announces that he loves anal

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