Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking, and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight, we have Matt who plays Minos.

Where is the beef?

Lauren who plays Wren.

Hi.

Ben who plays Eleanoran.

Greetings.

Kyle who plays Colin.

Here come the men in black.

And Stephanie, they're so good.

They're so good every time.

Stephanie, who plays Lux.

Ah, the bar of life are me.

Can I do it?

Your greeting as the opening quote for this episode?

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