You have now entered Free Range American Podcast, presented by black rifle coffee.com.

Hi.

Hey.

Hi.

We're here.

Whoa.

Both of you. Both of us here. Whoa. Both of you.

Both of us here.

This is kind of scary, I would say.

I don't know.

Yeah, that's probably appropriate.

I almost had heart attacks on shows with him.

It's good times.

Because we can't breathe.

Old baggy Batman.

Oh, ah, ah, wow. I can't breathe. Old baggy Batman. Caleb, just imagine

if Batman had like a size 4X.

Okay.

And he was just miserable because he was super skinny.

Like he had no muscle tone.

And the machinist, he was super skinny.

But imagine him in the Batman suit. And it's just hanging off. Okay. I still make that sound when I shit, just for fun. Well, it's your first time on free range. It is my first time. It's not your first time doing a podcast. No, no, no, no, no. You have your own podcast. I do. I do have my own podcast. But it's, uh, it's hidden somewhere. It's hidden on that one site you're not supposed to talk about. Yeah. Yes. Not your first rodeo out here. No, not yet. Not your first horse rodeo either. No. How do you say horse? Yeah, we've been working with a few horses lately. We're really diving into some horse pinchers. We've got a few new businesses coming up with horses. With horses? Yeah. What the fuck are you guys going to do with horses? What are you talking about? What can't you do with horses as to handsome grown men? You know how Christopher Reeves fell off a horse and lived? He was just fucked up. Y'all both dead. Both y'all. We can fight them off. Yeah. First off, we've been training to be able to defend ourselves against horses. Yeah. And we brought in Master Ken to teach us. Yeah. What? There's a distinct way to fight off a horse.

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