#1086 - Rory Albanese

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4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2018

⏱️ 185 minutes

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Rory Albanese is a comedian, comedy writer and television producer. He was an executive producer and writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and also appeared on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Boom and we're live. What happened? You took your hat off? You're getting crazy.
0:08.4	I'm trying to feel, you know, I want to feel at home. It's that West Coast marijuana dude. it hits you hard, right? It's hard and fast.
0:14.0	It's no joke. These chemists or whatever they are, botanists, these
0:18.0	fucking science dorks, they've done a wonderful job.
0:21.0	Yeah. Jesus Christ, it's not even the same thing anymore.
0:24.0	No. It's a it's a it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
0:27.0	it's gMO all the way. Yeah it's like hey have you guys tested this on people yet?
0:33.0	I know you took the seeds out of watermelon, but what the...
0:37.0	Yeah, how the fuck did they do that?
0:39.0	I don't know.
0:40.0	How did that even happen?
0:41.0	I don't know.
0:42.0	I just read that a Barbara Streisanne cloned her dogs.
0:44.0	Did you read that? I heard about that. Jamie told me. It's like the weird thing dude. She has two dogs from one.
0:49.6	That's weird. She made two clones of her favorite dog. That is like the polar opposite of a Dopp don't shop. Yeah, it's like you can't get any further. Yeah cost like a hundred thousand dollars. Oh my God.
1:00.8	It does. She can't have a different shape.
1:04.0	It's impossible.
1:05.0	Can't be a different dog.
1:06.0	It's impossible.
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:08.0	It's a weird move.
1:09.0	It's a fun.
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