1083. Deep Throat Technology (Dave Temple, Scott Chaplain And KP Burke)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Dave Temple, Scott Chaplain and KP Burke join Luis J. Gomez and they discuss KP getting his special banned from YouTube, McDonald's new chain CosMc's opening in Chicago, Scott's belief that lettuce has a lot of sugar in it, the Dasani conspiracy against the black community, why Luis is better than Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, Bhad Bhabie's pregnancy, KP's strategy as a stepdad, following bad legal advice, Non-Binary News With Natalie - Billie Eilish coming out as bisexual, rapper Nardo Wick's entourage knocking out a fan, Derek Chauvin getting stabbed in prison, cities with the toughest cops, Family Feud contestants getting herpes tested, woman stabs boyfriend while in a weed psychosis, Toight or Noight - 22 year old pretending to be 14 molests multiple teenagers, and so much more!
(Air Date: December 4th, 2023)
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Dave Temple
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Scott Chaplain
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KP Burke
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Luis J. Gomez
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Zac Amico
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I got a fucking ticket and I wasn't driving they said I got a speeding ticket they pulled me over I was driving somebody else's car |
| 0:07.9 | Didn't happen. It didn't happen. |
| 0:10.2 | Look at him smiling saying this |
| 0:15.0 | No, I swear to God, it didn't happen. I haven't. |
| 0:16.0 | I haven't been pulled over for speeding since I was 17 years old. |
| 0:20.0 | The only time I've ever been pulled over for speeding |
| 0:22.0 | was when I was 17 years old. |
| 0:23.4 | I've got a speeding camera ticket. |
| 0:25.0 | So you think somebody? |
| 0:26.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:27.8 | Make your ID? |
| 0:28.8 | How do they do? |
| 0:29.8 | Could they? Then somebody said if they know my birthday, they can say they don't have my ID and give my name and my birthday |
| 0:34.8 | Sounds like a fan getting pulled over and Senator Lewis Jake Gomez |
| 0:38.8 | That's fucking can you you can't do that that's real estate |
| 0:42.0 | 442 real ass you know everybody do that. That's real estate. 442 real estate. |
| 0:43.0 | So everybody do that. |
| 0:44.0 | If you get put, you're like one of the only people we know your middle initial. |
| 0:48.0 | My name is Louis J Gomez. |
| 0:50.0 | My opening bit and my special is about my birthday. |
| 0:53.0 | Fuck! |
| 0:54.0 | Fok a cop is like, |
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