Okay, dude, I want to talk about something.

You recently came to Tennessee, which was a short hop from where I'm sitting right here,

and you performed a wedding of a mutual friend.

And I just want to say, it was great.

Like, I got to see you in your elements, doing your thing.

I was kind of like reading the room.

It was a little fancier than you're used to, as the impression I got.

But dude, you killed it.

And I just want to talk about weddings with you.

I weirdly, for a guy who looks like a lumberjack and lives in the mountain west and likes fishing,

I weirdly, really, really like weddings and think about them a lot.

Right down to the fine little details.

I think they are important and beautiful, and I would love to talk about weddings with you.

Yeah.

So let's do it. Let's talk about weddings.

Okay, so I've got all kinds of different places we can go with this conversation.

But what do you want to do?

You want to start with our own weddings?

You want to talk about how they went down and what we remember about them?

Yeah, you go first.

Okay, so when I got married, my beautiful bride, Tara, she was very patient

and waiting on me to propose and all this kind of stuff.

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