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All right kids everybody stand for the puzzle of allegiance. Do we have to? Yep put your hands over your brains.

I just hit myself in the face. No, put your hands over your brain. If your hands bigger than your brain you have cancer.

Ow!

Why did you scream before he hits your hand? Okay, here we go. Repeat after me.

I puzzle allegiance to the riddles of the Hey Riddle Riddle podcast of the Hey Riddle Riddle podcast and to the JP riddles and to the JP riddles when he stands when he stands and he's not tumbling downstairs and he's not tumbling.

Are you just making this up as you go? Whatever, whatever Amen. Whatever, whatever Amen.

All is dis about. I'm at a full five. I'm John Patrick Roberts Latch. And I'm giving you like 11 minutes.

There's only one more person. I'm the erinist to play on the luckiest.

You're breaking your drowning slowly. And this is Hey Riddle Riddle podcast where we try and solve Puzzies and Riddies and we do improvise scenes along the way. If this is your first time joining us, fuck you.

No, no, no, we like you. No, I mean welcome. Have a seat. Dust, dust, dust, dust off a chair putting out potted plants watering those plants. They're dead throwing away, planting new seeds. What else?

Adults, natural host. If this is your first time hearing us, you are probably a new fan to the show. You probably heard us at a Sears screaming at a cashier.

Maybe one of us specifically. Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm JP C about Hey Riddle Riddle. You thought, well, I don't like give that podcast a try. Sir, I'm telling you the curtain rods you tried to return are brownies.

If you're new to the podcast, and this is your first episode, we are not doing riddles this week. We are talking about Ben folds. Yes, and if you're new to the podcast, congratulations careful when you sit down. Don't squash your balls.

Let me ask you both this question. If you have to pick Ben folds are Ben folds five. What do you like better? Ben folds. I'm going to go with Ben folds because rock in the suburbs is that that album was transformational mind blowing in college. I lost my mind.

Pretty good. Good. Pretty good. Ben folds. I also like Ben folds because I saw him in concert at UIC in Champaign, or Bana, and he told a story where he used to work at I believe it was Wendy's.

And he would sell fries and pocket the money because fries was the one item where they couldn't quantify like they couldn't. It's not like burger patties where it's like we know we have this many.

Yeah, fries were just like we have a ton of fries. And so he would pocket money from selling fries and make hundreds of dollars a week. And I was like that's how he made that's where his fortune comes from.

Not a successful musician just very cool.

I think time when you want to move in place that concludes our Ben folds chat. What's up guys? What's the news? What's the news?

What's the news?

Ben folds. I was talking about that.

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