108: Should We Buy Our Kids a Dog? with Melissa Nickerson
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2020
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
It's raining cats and dogs over here as Dustin and Mel get in the Frontseat to discuss what pets match specific personality flaws, why a terrible cat is still 1,000% better than a terrible dog and prepping your kids for the eventual death of their beloved pets. Also, more listener emails!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome don't make me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:06.8 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I am a stand-up comedian |
| 0:11.5 | and the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me across from me in our studio slash the southwest corner of our bedroom is my lovely wife Melissa Ruth formerly known as Hoagland currently known as Nickerson. |
| 0:26.9 | Hello. Hello. There's a few things she's great on the pod there's a couple of bad moments it's usually the |
| 0:34.5 | beginning in the end it's awkward I don't set you up for her success no it's awkward but |
| 0:39.5 | I think other people can embrace how awkward it is to start and end and I can't. |
| 0:44.6 | Yeah. I thought you were going to say that people embrace your awkwardness and they like it and |
| 0:51.1 | I was like, mmm let's not get carried away. I mean maybe maybe anyways everybody |
| 0:58.7 | thank you for tuning into our little podcast that could we are happy to have you for those of you who are |
| 1:05.2 | new sometimes I talk to Melissa here and we do it sometimes we talk to guest a lot of |
| 1:09.6 | it is unknown right now because you you know, the times they are changing. |
| 1:15.0 | We don't, we don't know, we don't know who I'm gonna talk to. |
| 1:18.6 | I don't know what I'm gonna have an opportunity to, I don't know, it's hard to say, |
| 1:21.6 | and I think we ran our course with Zoom calls. |
| 1:25.8 | I don't want to do one more Zoom. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah and I just I think that you know virtual entertainment fatigue is a real thing I think that |
| 1:36.8 | you know I've listened to some really big podcast and they're doing the zooms and I'm just |
| 1:40.8 | like it's just it's just not quite good enough it's like a peanut |
| 1:47.0 | butter jelly or peanuts peanut butter sandwich when you're like I could use the |
| 1:51.1 | jelly still good still good I could use the jelly. Still good. I could use the jelly. Where were you on a peanut butter and honey |
| 1:56.3 | sandwiches? They're good. Yeah, do you like them more? I had a friend. I had a friend growing up, Carson middle school every single day he would he would eat that's what his mom would pack him |
| 2:07.9 | He would eat a peanut butter honey sandwich. Oh, our kids love them. They went to the they went to the same church as us, the |
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