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a lot of Well, welcome to shake in and disturbed, everyone.

I'm camera.

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Oh, that's right.

I am Darren Karp.

I hear what John Thrasher as he fixes his hair.

He mussees his top.

Now, for those of you who can't see us right now,

I'm just saying it's an unfortunate incident

because John, just right up top,

you promised me this week that you were going to have

some sort of wig or sort of a hat.

I see you with neither. So I will let you take the floor and explain yourself right now. Well, I do have one. By the way, before the show even started, Darren was like, I see you didn't bring your hat to the recording today. I'm like, what am I? This is like homework. Like I'm getting in trouble with the teacher. Yes. Yes. I do have a hat. I just didn't want to put it on right away and spoil the fun, although it's not that fun. I do have a hat. I'm going to put it on. And I think maybe once I put it on, you'll maybe start to get the gist of the story. First of all, let me show everyone listening or I mean watching on Patreon, the style of the hat. Ooh, it's gray. It's nice. Look at the top. Oh, it's like a skeleton dancing. A skeleton. Okay. He's dabbing. Doing a dab. He's doing a dab. Go ahead, Darren, do that again really quickly for the camera of the dab. I think that's how we do it right. That's something like that. So I was recently, I want to say about, well, actually it was about a year ago, I was at a 7-Eleven and I saw this hat. And I was like, love this hat. I'm going to throw, you know, I was grabbing like a Gatorade or something, probably going to pickleball. Grab a Gatorade, grab this pickleball. I'm like, who buys a hat at a gas station? What is, I'm such a silly guy. Well, Darren, let me show you what it looks like when I put it on. It's a child's hat. Okay, yeah. Okay, so it, because at first, let me just say, for anyone that's watching, At first it's just, it's a normal hat where I was like, okay, well, you know, I'm bringing like furry bucket hat. So if you're just going to come in with a normal hat, like I, I behoove you to step up your game. But now knowing that it only fits, I would say on 32% of your head, you have brought it. Yes. And you are now like a hip hop count chocula. I was just so... I know, I was like, do I keep it on? But I don't want it to mess my hair. Can I see it backwards? Maybe that'll help. Well, backwards will, like, I can't even, here's the thing.

I can't even put the, what is this? You know, have you ever seen the league of their own? Of course, yes. Okay, you know when the guy's like, you look like a penis with a little hat on? There you go. Wow. That's what it is. Everyone is a little tiny hat. I can't wear this. I can't wear this because it doesn't even fit.

By the way, I also have a gigantic head, so that's part of the problem here. That's what it is because it's a little tiny hat. I can't wear this. I can't wear this because it doesn't even fit.

By the way, I also have a gigantic head, so that's part of the problem here. I have a big head too. Yeah. My whole family has been. We have big heads. Well, we're smart. We're out here running the world. What more do you want from us? That's one way to look at it. and thank you for taking the positivity into that.

I appreciate that.

You're very welcome.

So that was the hat situation.

I don't know where my Pikachu had it. And thank you for taking the positivity into that. I appreciate that. You're very welcome.

So that was the hat situation.

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