108: Porn Around The World With Shawn Pelofsky
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2016
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
On this very special episode of The Perfect 10 we are introducing an exciting new monthly segment: PORN AROUND THE WORLD. In this debut episode, we talk with the very funny Shawn Pelofsky and watch some porn from Britain. Where we dissect the culture and the cock and realize that sex from across the pond isn't all that different from here in the states.
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| 0:00.0 | If they say they don't, they're watching the dirtiest of the nastiest. |
| 0:02.8 | Especially a man. |
| 0:04.0 | I mean, all men watch porn. |
| 0:06.7 | If they don't, then I question them. |
| 0:15.9 | Hey, guys, you're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast. |
| 0:18.6 | I'm Lana Turner, and I'm the luckiest girl in the world today because I'm sitting next to Miss Sean Polofsky, the very funny, talented, beautiful comedian. |
| 0:27.2 | Oh, thank you, Lana. I'm so glad to be sitting here with you. Keep the compliments coming. That's great. This morning starting off grand. Yeah? Yeah. Well, somewhat. My husband said he wants to sit down tomorrow and have a, quote, financial talk. So I don't know how really good. What does that mean? Ooh, that means there was a couple of debts that I just kind of brought up today. Oh. You know, almost a year and seven months into your marriage that's what you do you just surprise oh he |
| 0:55.7 | didn't know you had this past debt um some of it because when you marry someone you marry their |
| 0:59.8 | debt yeah yeah that's good you just forgot you forgot to mention it or you just no it just came up today |
| 1:06.6 | and just kind of in passing and uh and so then, oh, you know, something in funds and there |
| 1:13.1 | was a payment for something. And then I was like, oh, why did you get, you know, less money today |
| 1:18.6 | in your, in your, in the count for your payments? And he's like, oh, you know, my work only does like |
| 1:23.1 | 24 payments of this. And then he's like, this year, it's a little, this month is the shorter payment and why. And then, you know, we started talking about, you know, bills. So, yeah. And then you're like, oh, yeah, by the way. How much debt are you talking about? Not that much. What is that? Like, like 100 bucks? $20,000? Yeah, 100 bucks. Yes, that's it. 100 bucks Because yeah Like seriously When you marry somebody Yeah |
| 1:27.6 | Then their debt becomes your |
| 1:48.2 | debt. |
| 1:48.5 | Sure, sure. |
| 1:49.4 | So it's kind of like not telling him that you, like, had a threesome or something |
| 1:52.9 | right before. |
| 1:53.9 | Hey, yeah. |
| 1:54.8 | I mean, yeah. |
| 1:55.9 | And I guess, you know what? |
| 1:57.1 | The threesome would probably be worse to him because he's, he's Brazilian and he's Latin, so he's a very, he's a very jealous man. So I, I would take that. Most men would love to hear the whole. Well, if you married like a Jewish dude, he'd be mad about the debt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah. So that's how it started. Oh, so you're going to have to have that talk. |
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