Here we are the

Here we are at a, there's almost a chick-chat.

Henry M. Mantell's here. I've known Henry had since 1989.

You were the doorman in 88, I believe.

That's true.

Or 87?

I was the dorm. Probably started 87.

We're in a pair of cabaretsies. Him and Dave Attell. I was the dorm. Probably start 87. Got fired at eight.

He was a pair of cabarechis. Him and David Tell. People would get to the door and they'd see those two and they'd turn around and decide to go to another comedy club. Didn't care for that. No, it was the worst neighborhood then. 44th and 9s was just all crack. One of my sisters came by. She just came. She was in, like, New York, and then she comes in, says hello.

She goes back out.

15 minutes. one of my sisters came by. She goes, she just came. She was in, like, New York, and then she comes in, says hello.

She goes, she goes, she goes, they broke into my trunk, stole all my sweaters or something shit. No kidding. She was selling sweaters out of her trunk. Yeah, right. Anyway, no. No, but it was miserable. And it was every it was it was it was the worst was the worst time to be, like, it wasn't the worst, but it was starting to become, like, a bad time. And then once the stand-up boom ended in, like, early 90s, I left. No, there was a nightmare because the club was, the, Silver didn't know what to do. The club was, like, tanking. and then all the comics were like, you know, and I was dating, I was dating Susan Greger, and she worked there. Oh, my God, I remember her. She had a great ass. She worked there. And so we both were, like, going broke, and it was fucking... And I had moved to L.A. and I was making, like, $10,000 a week right out of the gate on a sitcom. Nice. What show was that? What's sitcom? Good advice. How much money you have now? You have money? I got none. What do you think I'm here for? I got none. I got nothing. I got nothing Tuesday. It's union. You saved nothing? No. I'm bad with money. I'm bad with money.

Yeah, because you know why I think I know why that is. Because you're a lady. Oh, thank you. Ladies are bad with money, right? Should we get right into the topic at hand? What's on topic? When you exposed yourself to women comedians. That's not me. Oh, I thought it was you. I forgot. No, it was you, Kevin.

Admit it.

Did you pull your cock out in. I forgot. No, it was you, Kevin.

Admit it.

Did you pull your cock out in front of somebody?

If I had a more impressive cock, I would have definitely done it. I'm not even kidding. I joke, but I'm not joking. If I had a big, a beautiful dick, I'm right here. Everybody would have seen it. I just want to say that when you pulled it out in front of me and Nancy Shane after a show one night in a hotel room and Aspen that we had to hug each other because we were so scared. We were so scared. We thought you were going to ruin our career. Where are you in Louis? Whose side are you on? The ladies? I'm on Louis. I'm on Louis. She's on Louis' side. Just on that. Well, no, not just, I'm just on his side that they weren't a very good representation of women comedians.

Okay, okay.

Can you imagine if he pulled his dick out to like me and Patty Rossboro? We'd go, come on, Louie, what are you doing? Get out of here. I remember I was talking to Laura Ketterlinger on the phone one time. Somebody said you should date or whatever. I'm talking on a phone. and it's before cell phones I think so I'm talking her on her phone but they're cordless handless I don't think I think I still had my cord I still have my cord but was it a party line I still have my cord but so she's so all of a sudden I hear the toilet flush I go were you just you just

going to the bathroom she goes yeah and that was the end of that I couldn't I was like I just

started talking to she's like fucking pissing and then and then flushing at least don't flog

...