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No Such Thing As A Fish

108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2016

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm not sure if I can do it.

0:04.4

I'm not sure if I can do it.

0:08.0

I'm not sure if I can do it.

0:13.5

Hello and welcome to another episode.

0:16.7

A no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast this week coming to you from Ornmore and Glasgow, Scotland.

0:22.6

My name is Dan Schreiber and please welcome to this stage its Anagisinski, Andy Murray and James Horkin.

0:28.4

And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days

0:48.2

and in a particular order here we go starting with you Andrew Hunter Murray.

0:53.2

My fact this week is that for just one penny you can rent a B for a month.

1:03.2

What are we doing here?

1:07.9

So what would you do with one B?

1:11.9

Well you make friends, you take it on expeditions.

1:17.6

So as we mentioned before on this podcast a lot of bees in America live on trucks and the reason

1:23.6

that they do, they lost the home, they're married broke in.

1:30.9

No it's because they move around the country all the time to because they rented out to pollinate crops

1:38.4

and they have this whole like basically a tall schedule where they move from area to area pollinating

1:43.2

a new crop every few weeks. And there's a massive crop, the Californian Almond crop,

1:49.4

almond and that needs one and a half million beehives which is a total of at least 30 billion bees

1:58.0

which is amazing. They all arrive around the same time and so they arrive, they pollinate the crop

2:02.8

and then they go and an American beekeeper whose name is Randy Oliver has calculated the cost of it

2:10.5

and he worked out that the cost is one penny, one US penny in fact so a bit less than an English penny

2:16.1

per B per month. One English penny would get you 1B for two months.

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