You know what we're not going to talk about today?

The intro.

No?

What?

We haven't been here.

That is kind of the whole point of the episode, actually.

Oh, shit.

Hello, and welcome to staying up with Cammy and Taryn.

I'm Cammy.

And I'm Taryn.

And every night, me and my baby get to sleep together because we're married.

But every week, we invite you to join us to our sleepover.

So thanks for staying up. Thanks for staying up.

Oh, peepies.

Or actually, let me start by greeting the feet peas because Camden is a freak and she's let the dogs out. No, I think I angled the camera so you can't see it. Honey, what on earth are you thinking doing that? I do that a lot, actually. Well, let's not talk about that. No, I'm so scared of the feet peas. I don't want to. Even looking at your feet right now. Oh, look at my feet.

Getting you excited?

I kind of want to stick them in my mouth. Are you the feet feet? All the messages, all the DMs we get about our feet is just Darren. Can you imagine? Wow. I'm sorry, wait. Did you just say you want to put them in your mouth? I did. I glossed over that.

I, like, chose not to hear it. You know, I have not a single ounce of foot fetish. Yeah. Not even a little. Yeah, they're not cute. You know, I want to, if we ever have a guest on this podcast, I want someone with foot fetish. I want to understand it. I want to hear. That's going to be our first guess. Yeah. First and only. We should invite the feet pee who always comments. He's our first guest. I love that we're assuming it's a man. It's a fucking man. It is. And they know nothing about us. They don't care. They just are scouring the internet for feet. I hope they're at least subscribed to the Patreon.

You know who's a weird feet person, footperson?

Who?

Your dad.

I'm just...

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