108 - Hot Mess Hoedown: Holiday Edition
Seltzer Squad - Staying Sober In The City
Kate Zander
4.9 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2020
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
In this episode Kate and Jes read listeners holiday themed hot mess stories! It’s holidays! It’s hot mess! It’s holiday hot mess!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host, Kate Sander |
| 0:13.9 | and Jess Valentine. |
| 0:24.5 | Hey guys, Kate here. |
| 0:27.9 | I just wanted to let you know that this week's episode is sponsored by Audible. |
| 0:31.0 | Audible is a huge part of my sober toolbox. |
| 0:35.8 | I love listening to books and memoirs, and it's almost like having another friend who gets it. |
| 0:40.3 | So visit Audibletrial.com slash seltzer squad for a free month. |
| 0:41.5 | You'll thank us later. |
| 0:43.7 | Hey, Jess. |
| 0:45.1 | Hey, Kate. |
| 0:46.2 | Happy holidays. |
| 0:48.0 | Happy holidays. |
| 0:49.5 | How are you celebrating? |
| 0:52.0 | Fucking sitting on my couch. |
| 0:52.8 | What else is new? |
| 1:00.4 | I love that for you. I'm going to Hawaii and meeting my future mother-in-law for the first time. |
| 1:03.0 | Oh my God. Did you watch the happiest season yet? |
| 1:04.1 | I did. |
| 1:05.0 | What did you think? |
| 1:06.0 | I liked it. The lesbian holiday movie. |
| 1:07.7 | Did you watch it? |
| 1:08.7 | Of course. |
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