Hey audience. Me and Austin, it's coming up to five minutes past the time we were meant to start recording.

Me and Austin are just kind of sat here and we've both been here for five minutes. Austin definitely didn't just arrive.

Wait for it? Oh, I can't record video. So it might be another one of those.

Can you seriously not recall video right now?

Try it. You see what happens. Zoom is like, you need to be the host.

And remember that it was one of those weird things where there is no host.

I have much like the person who presents me bad at doing the dishes so they don't have to do the dishes. I've intentionally never recorded our show. So I don't know, actually.

I don't even know where the button is wait a minute but I joined first so maybe I am the host so what what do I do oh I hit the

record no I'm not I'm not the host yeah I think it's one of those weird hostless

ones because because you both joined like an Alana link basically that's how about

yeah but I remember she I remember she couldn't do it either.

She records separately.

In any case, we were waxing poetic about being the only two who are on time for this

recording session.

Professional podcasters, Mike and Austin.

I think that means we get pro-rated salaries for this week.

We're getting paid?

I think, yeah, I think we're, I think we, I think we, I think we get five minutes

extra bonus time taken out of Alana and Troy's YouTube dollars.

I asked her.

Or like, you know, pod bucks.

Alana's always promised me there's no way to monetize on YouTube.

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