108 • From The Oasthouse: Ep 16 + Ep 17
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
Monkey Tennis
4.5 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
We join Alan in the spa (going off on Eamonn Holmes) and at home (going off on Gregg Wallace), prompting a look at how real celebs fare in the APU. Plus: Alan's restaurant review, egg chat, and we meet a very special (and slightly injured) bird. Turn off, wise up, muddle through!
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| 0:00.0 | And this is the beauty of podcasting, the freedom of the medium. |
| 0:24.0 | Gokumpah. Monkey tennis. Bring, bring. Fireworks. Duma kapal. Trees of my pawn. Monkey tennis? Ready, steady, fuck off. Scratch me! Are you being served? Monkey tennis? Excuse me, your dog's taking my dog's stick. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. |
| 0:21.4 | Fonkey tennis? |
| 0:22.3 | Yep, yep, yep, absolutely. |
| 0:24.3 | Generally, I think new ideas are bad. |
| 0:26.1 | Monkey tennis? |
| 0:26.9 | Why not consider chips? |
| 0:29.4 | You must go and stay in the barn. |
| 0:30.9 | Fuck off. |
| 0:32.0 | Riddle me that, you nutters. |
| 0:33.3 | Nothing refreshes like an ice cold glass of milk. |
| 0:35.9 | Nah. |
| 0:36.5 | Monkey tennis? |
| 0:42.7 | From... The... Nothing refreshes like an ice cold glass of milk. Nah. Monkey tennis? From the Oost House. |
| 0:44.7 | Keep it down, love. |
| 0:50.4 | Hi, gang, and a very relaxed welcome to monkey tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast. |
| 0:52.6 | I'm Adam Brooks, and I'm joined by Tom Dark. |
| 0:56.5 | Turn off, wise up, muddle through. Nick Holder. |
| 1:02.8 | It's not as if he's being cuckolded. He's being magpied. And Tom Stab. Amen, you fucking dick. So, yes, we're going to be tackling episode 16 and 17, the first of which |
| 1:09.2 | sees Alan visiting a spa. But before we get to that, |
| 1:11.8 | we've got a couple of weeks of this series left. And those of you that listen to our This Time |
| 1:15.4 | episodes will know that we asked you, the dear listener, to recreate some of your favorite |
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