Hey, delLuctibles, it's Jennifer.

And this is Lindsay.

And this is Corpus Delicti, the podcast.

And if we sound a little off, it's because we are.

Lindsay and I are battling colds.

So maybe this could be like one of those fee-y things from like friends where it actually makes the sound better.

Yeah.

We'll see how the editing goes on this one.

Maybe I can make a sound less nasally.

Complete total side note.

We just started recording and we just got a funny message that I have to share from

Adam.

He's in our group and he's also a friend of mine.

So when he's teasing us, it's all out of good fun.

But when we talked about the plastic handcuffs in the last episode,

he said, you dorks, plastic handcuffs are not toy handcuffs. They're very common for military

and law enforcement, and they're very hard to get out of. If you want toy handcuffs,

better check your local Spencer's gifts. The purple fuzzy ones I hear are popular.

Well, how in the world are we supposed to know? Like, who would know that there are plastic

ones? I haven't been in trouble with the military before. I don't know. Yeah, take this as a good

sign that we are not familiar with Han cons. But anyway, without further ado, this story,

we want to give you guys a little bit of warning. This story is intense and it is graphic. However,

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