1072. Headbutt The Bullets (Brendan Sagalow And Dave Temple)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Brendan Sagalow and Dave Temple join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis skipping Thanksgiving this year, whether Brendan and his girlfriend are breaking up, the future of Carnival of Combat, Toight or Noight - the girl who tattooed her boyfriend's name on her forehead, the end of Homer Simpson strangling Bart, the mom who accidentally ran over her 5 year old, the assailant who attacked an MMA fighter with knife, mass shootings and who are the most common killers, who would be the most likely to have sex with a dead body and so much more!
(Air Date: November 5th, 2023)
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| 0:00.0 | The only way to really fight somebody with a weapon is |
| 0:04.7 | run. |
| 0:05.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.8 | Run, dude, run the way. |
| 0:07.8 | Well, isn't that what they say? |
| 0:09.2 | Exactly. |
| 0:09.8 | You run from the chair. |
| 0:11.2 | You know? |
| 0:12.2 | He's like, I'll let you run over my head with a car please please don't |
| 0:15.8 | I believe the it's run from a knife swarm a gun charge a gun yeah yeah |
| 0:20.9 | charge a gun yeah you're supposed to run away from a knife bang, bang, bang, man, make. |
| 0:25.0 | soon as someone starts running towards you, most people. |
| 0:27.0 | I feel like running towards him is going to give the bullets more velocity. |
| 0:31.0 | I'm helping these bullets. |
| 0:33.0 | But in one way what it was like... |
| 0:35.0 | The gun? |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.0 | Tell him the run towards me. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, head buck the bullets. |
| 0:42.0 | Big, bang, bang, big, big. |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:44.0 | Dooler up. |
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