107: Video Game Awards 2019 (Sponsor Us)

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Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 889 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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It's that time of year again. No, not the holidays. I mean, yes it's that too, but that's not what we're talking about. It's video game award season, and Keith and Jesse are discussing the hits and misses of 2019. Jimmy Kimmel is hosting! He's not, but it feels like he would, right?

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0:00.0	Hey guys is Keith and this is Jesse and this new player has joined a podcast about the video games people love and why they love them.
0:14.7	Today we are putting on our tuxedos.
0:17.7	We are getting in a limousine.
0:19.4	We're gonna say bring us right back to where we were.
0:23.0	Yeah, because we are not going to the video game awards.
0:25.0	We are holding them ourselves.
0:28.0	So today is the very special episode where Justin and I talk about all the games that came out this year and which were the worst.
0:35.0	Yeah, in lieu of the video game awards coming up, we're sniping them.
0:39.1	We're sniping them.
0:40.1	We're taking, we're jacking their style before they can even go live. Yeah, we're stealing your stuff.
0:44.7	We're stealing your things, your objects and the things you own.
0:49.7	We're breaking into your homes and stealing them.
0:51.9	We're murdering your items from you.
0:54.0	Is that a way to make it sound like they're going away forever?
0:56.3	That's a good way.
0:57.1	We're murdering your stuff.
0:58.4	If you tell somebody my stuff was stolen, they're like,
1:00.7	get it back, but if you're like, all of my possessions were murdered, they're like, it back if you're like all of my possessions were murdered
1:03.2	they're like that's so sad and then they'll they'll never go look for them again so
1:08.1	gang we're gonna murder all your possessions and don't ever bother looking for them.
1:14.1	But I don't relate to that. We're having our own video game award episode.
1:16.6	So everybody sit back, relax, and how much how much turkey did you eat this year? Not just yesterday on Thanksgiving.
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