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I Never Liked You

107. Superbowl & The Olympics

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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On todays chit chat we talki about bad bunnys amazing halftime show. Then we chat about the olympics opening ceremony and who sings the national anthem the best. Enjoy! Head to https://Greenchef.com/50inly and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. πŸ›οΈ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast πŸ”— Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 πŸ”— Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:39.7

I know this year you're not into it.

0:40.5

I cannot get into it this year.

0:42.1

Yeah, I'm feeling the same. I watched the opening ceremony, but I can't watch into the events. I love figure skating. Can't get into it. I don't know what it is. I'm just like not. You're old? Do you think it's because you're old?

0:51.6

New York City, I am celebrating my one-year anniversary of my monthly show at Union Hall in Brooklyn, so please get tickets. It's going to be an amazing night on February 19th. Just want to remind everybody, I'm currently on tour. I'm going to be in San Antonio, Houston, Grand Rapids, Detroit, Indianapolis, Boston. So make sure to go Metailingcom.com, get your tickets and see you on the road.

1:11.1

Brand new hour of material.

1:12.5

No, but the old are you good. Nick, I don't know what you did differently. Right now it looks

1:16.1

really good. Is my face glowing? I got a facial. No, but your hair looks phenomenal.

1:22.0

Thank you. You're welcome. Do you like my haircut?

1:25.5

Sure. It's reminiscent of something. Do I like my haircut? Sure. It's reminiscent of something.

1:30.6

Do I look like Julius Caesar?

1:32.6

Yes. You know, I was born on the Iids of March.

1:37.2

But yeah, I can't get into the Olympics. And in terms of the Super Bowl, did I watch the game?

1:42.2

I didn't watch the game, but I definitely watched

1:44.3

Bad Bunny. But we watched Bad Bunny. Well, let's talk about the halftime show, the real one.

1:49.8

Kid Rock. God. Oh, my God. Could you imagine? A nightmare. I was scrolling Twitter and

1:58.3

unfortunately was accosted by my eyes of him in the 50-year-old man in shorts jumping around a stage. I was like, who's watching this? Not me. Certainly not I. No, we watched Bad Bunny, who killed it. He's so hot. He is so hot. Well, we can get to how good looking is later, but I mean, he really... Or any time.

2:17.8

And also, Ricky Martin is just... Gorge, age is... That's the gay. I mean, God damn. Latino and gay, you're going to age beautifully. Yeah. You're going to age beautifully. Jaylor's not even gay, but she has not aged. No, this is... I mean... I just loved it. I actually, my, my thoughts on it were, one, it felt, it felt intimate in a way that,

2:40.4

most Super Bowl is like you think Lady Gaga and Madonna, it's like, it's so large scale.

2:44.3

And they have to go bigger and they have to get, and Madonna's got 700 men carrying those stuff.

2:49.4

And they all had great ones.

2:51.2

But this one was so intimate and it felt more impactful and it felt warm.

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