107: Skepticrat107 - Electoral College Dropout Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

News, Government, Politics

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Heath pits Eli against Andrew in what many are calling the fairest debate ever ... The far right proves that Liz Warren has the stamina we need to be our next President ... And the White House consults with Dr. Evil and Serpentor about homeland security.

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Headline Sources:

Trump wanted to reinforce his border wall with a trench of snakes and alligators: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html

Text of the surprise witness’s letter: https://www.wonkette.com/wingnut-grifters-hold-stupid-presser-about-liz-warrens-marine-boy-toy-lets-laugh-at-them

The best headline ever: https://splinternews.com/worlds-biggest-dipshits-hilariously-mangle-hit-job-on-e-1838750767

Liz Warren’s epic Tweet:

https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1179851099978846209

Vaping is Bad...or IS it? Probably? Who cares: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/03/mayo-clinic-vaping-study-chemical-fumes-blame-lung-illnesses/3850859002/

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday.
0:03.0	October 14th.
0:05.0	It's October 14th. And the word of the day is a bibliophobia, which means the fear of running
0:19.3	out of things to read. Used in a sentence, if any Congress people out there are having trouble with a
0:24.6	bibliophobia, maybe check out the whistleblower transcript or the Mueller report or the
0:31.2	Constitution of the United States.
0:33.0	So a lot of things out there.
0:34.2	There will be a quiz from Liz Warren at the end of this.
0:36.5	Yeah, look, I don't want to spoil anything in this episode,
0:39.0	but there will be a lot from Liz Warren. Not close to enough.
0:44.0	Two votes.
0:45.0	I'm Andrew Torres.
0:47.0	I'm Eli Bosnick.
0:48.0	I'm Heath and Right
0:50.0	and Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center,
0:52.0	we are the Skeptocrats.
0:54.0	On this week's episode, he pits me against Andrew in what many are calling the fairest
0:59.1	debate ever.
1:00.3	Yeah, less so.
1:02.3	But also the far right proves that Liz Warren has the stamina we need for our next president.
1:08.0	And the White House consults with Dr. Evil and Sir Pentor about Homeland Security.
1:14.0	But first, the rest of the intro music.
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