#107 New DORITOS' RESTAURANT Is OPENING?!
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Announcing our first ever live show, ranking the amount of beers to drink in a night, debating more wheels or doors on the planet, creating the perfect country, building our perfect meal at the new Dorito's restaurant, and more!
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0:00 CLOG THE TOILET, WHAT DO YOU DO?
2:20 MORE MONEY ON LIVE EVENTS W/SURPRISE!
5:04 MAKESHIFT UPDATES!
10:53 NAME THE LAST 10 SEXIEST MEN ALIVE!
14:29 RANKING AMOUNT OF BEERS TO DRINK!
18:29 MORE WHEELS OR DOORS?
21:20 BEST SELLING NFL JERSEYS!
24:23 CREATE THE PERFECT COUNTRY!
27:29 DORITOS IS OPENING A RESTAURANT!
30:48 REAL OR MADE UP CITIES!
36:10 ZACH SHOWS OFF HIS FEET!
36:37 CHANGING TOOTHBRUSHES!
38:27 MCDONALD’S PRICE INCREASES!
40:47 WHICH CELEBRITY GETS THE GUY?
44:54 10 MOVIES WITH A FIRST NAME IN TITLE!
47:33 HOW MANY OF EACH ARE YOU TAKING?
50:34 GET RID OF 5 MORE NBA LOGOS!
52:29 OUTRO AND MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!
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| 0:00.0 | If you're at a friend's house and you clog the toilet and there's no plunger, what do you do? You know what? I feel like I've been in this situation before. At my house? Maybe. Have you been at my house and done it? I think I literally did this at my girlfriend's place this past week. And what did you do? A few flushes. I got creative, put some toilet paper in there. Sometimes I open the top of the toilet and pick the thing up, the little pole. Because I feel like sometimes that fixes it. But realistically, I think I would just take one on the chin. I feel like that sentence shouldn't be used in like the context of the bathroom. I don't know. I don't know what, I don't know. It sounds like dirty. I would go tell somebody I clog the toilet. So you're going to call your best friend or you're going to call someone else? I'm going to go downstairs, tell him that I clogged his toilet and just take one on the chin. You know, it's everyone poops. It happens. You clog the toilet happens from time to time. Toilets aren't invincible. I had a friend at my house once, now that I'm thinking about this. He threw up all over the bathroom downstairs. He was in the bathroom for like two hours. |
| 1:10.8 | He was mortified that he didn't tell us. Toilet clogged. It was a whole mess all around. I mean, what do you do from there? I don't know what you do from there. But why are you asking? I'm asking because I feel like we've all been there. We have been there. You run into a plumbing problem in the bathroom or maybe even the kitchen somewhere else. potentially. |
| 1:12.0 | And then you're like, I don't know. |
| 1:12.7 | I don't know what to do. |
| 1:13.1 | I don't know. |
| 1:14.3 | You try and fix it on your own. |
| 1:14.5 | Yep. |
| 1:13.5 | Turned. there. You run into a plumbing problem in the bathroom or maybe even the kitchen somewhere else. Potentially. And then you're like, I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know. You try and fix it on your own. Yep. Turn pipes, wrenches. I don't even know what to use. You don't even know what to do. This is not my specialty. Me either. I mean, YouTube could help a lot, but at the same time, I feel like you could break something. Like my dad has countless stories of trying to figure out stuff himself. |
| 1:26.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.0 | Even then at the end of day, |
| 1:27.9 | you gotta call a plumber. |
| 1:28.7 | Usually. |
| 1:29.5 | Or, if I were you |
| 1:30.9 | and I were in that, Like my dad has countless stories of trying to figure out stuff himself. Yeah. Even then at the end of day, you got to call a plumber. |
| 1:28.8 | Usually. |
| 1:42.8 | Or, if I were you and I were in that situation, I would just leave plumbing to the pros. Would you now? Yes, I would. And I know the pros that are the best that I would call. And who's the pros? The plumbing pros that I would call over are roto-ruder. That's it. That's it. |
| 1:44.0 | You were out of here first. |
| 1:45.9 | Look how cool the back of the shirt is, by the way. |
| 1:45.9 | Look how cool the back of this shirt is, by the way. |
| 1:48.2 | Look how cool the back of this shirt is, by the way. |
| 1:51.1 | Oh, yes, if you do have a plumbing problem. |
| 1:51.5 | Yes. |
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