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Scue!

What's up, dude?

I was calling because you guys have fucked me up and I wanted you to talk to me about it. I wish

I would have never told me about the fucking Chinese and how they got this

Black Mirror program bullshit. I was freaked out. thing is look you remember that episode of Blackmere with

bright dial towers where like you got point for how many likes you got in the real world and then you just use them points to buy houses.

That's basically what you was describing the other day, saying that's what China was doing, telling me they got files on people and they're going

to have a file on every Chinese person by 2020. Do you know how many Chinese people there

are? Where's their file room? Where are they holding all that and I'm freaked out.

First of all I'm worried about the Chinese people as a whole.

My heart goes out of them.

I'm an empathetic person.

You're living over there. you're not allowed to you get

points taken away if you eat sweets you get points taken away if you're in a bad mood

that's all you do Cori is eat sweets and be in a bad mood you wouldn't have no points. You'd be homeless for being the Joe.

So that's sad. And then though I got to think about it just from a pure logic standpoint taking empathy out of it

they're creating the most incredible army ever they're just getting rid of all the

people who want it hit getting rid of people who are just constantly worried

about likes who's constantly worried about likes.

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