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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#107: Cops Gone Wild

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2015

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

1- Back at it 2- Cops Gone Wild 3- Its my airport gun 4- Sarah Sarah 5- Family values at 1.7 million 6- Oh, that Wu Tang Clan 7- Caitlyn, so... 8- LeBron, you da man.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Alonzo Boat.

0:08.5

I want to welcome you to episode 107 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:14.4

I guess I haven't been paying attention.

0:16.7

You know, there's a saying, no news is good news.

0:19.9

And maybe that's right, because for the past two weeks, as anyone who's been listening or follows me on Facebook or my website knows, I was on a motorcycle trip.

0:30.4

I rode across country.

0:31.8

I hung out at a big rally called the Merricade.

0:34.5

And I was getting no news.

0:36.1

I, you know, would skim the news now and then,

0:38.5

but I wasn't really reading it or following it. I had no news. And you know what? I felt good.

0:44.0

No news was good news. But all good things must come to an end. So here I am back with another

0:50.3

podcast, just kind of looking at what's going on and shaking my head and trying not to give up at the utter insanity that we call life.

1:02.0

So I'm going to start in McKinney, Texas, another cop gone, gone mad.

1:09.7

Maybe that should be the reality show. You know, remember we had girls

1:13.3

gone wild? Maybe just have cops gone crazy. This officer, Eric Casebolt in McKinney, Texas,

1:20.6

you've probably seen the video by now. First of all, the first warning, when he's running

1:26.3

toward the scene and he just does one of those dive

1:29.8

and roll moves you used to see on 70s television cop shows for no reason. Nobody's near him. He's just

1:36.5

running along, dive, tuck, and roll. Then he comes up, starts yelling at any and every black kid he sees around the pool, has him

1:46.8

laying on the ground, pulls his gun out, which is crazy, and then ends up laying on top of

1:56.0

this 14-year-old girl in a bikini to subdue her because you know how dangerous those 14 year old girls

2:02.6

in bikinis might be and and you know here's the thing here's the thing this is where i call

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