106: With Pyrocynical

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0	Who wants to kick this bad boy off?
0:01.4	I think Kai has still got some summer school to finish off with the intro, I'm not positive though.
0:05.5	Woohoo!
0:06.8	Are you gonna be doing the ads then?
0:08.7	Yeah, I was hoping everyone forgot about that.
0:11.8	Could I do the ads?
0:13.2	I could try and guess what the ads are.
0:14.9	Yeah, I'll just pass it to Nile.
0:16.4	Your deficit in the ads is far bigger than Kai's deficit in intros.
0:21.3	You have a fan so many ads, it's not even funny.
0:24.4	We can delay like every five minutes, you'll interject with a fucking ad.
0:29.7	Yeah, we can't wait.
0:31.2	Damn, it has to with this pool.
0:33.5	So for those of you who aren't aware, we can open up the floodgates already.
0:37.0	Some other of our intrepid young observant fans has done a tally of ad read counts.
0:42.8	And I believe their metric was doing the bulk of the ad read.
0:46.7	I, of course, am in first with a pretty healthy lead.
0:50.0	I think second place is half of my total.
0:52.8	But Charlie has in the entirety of this show done five ad reads.
1:00.4	Five ad read.
1:01.1	Let's make it clear.
1:02.2	Those five ad reads were probably the best the show's ever seen.
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